Do you know how annoying it is to hear “Ride Em Cowboy” and “YeeHaw” over and over again as you try to finish decorating the inside of the house for Christmas?
Do you know how even more annoying it is that your elf refuses to sober up and get off of the deer head that is on the wall?
Is it wrong of me to be happy he only visits for 1 month out of the year?
Dear Rocky, you are not a bull rider and that is not a bull. There is no Ride Em Elf going on in this house today! I have way too much to do to put up with your shenanigans.